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Cloozoe's International House of Pancakes
An epicurean-literary-anarcho-contrarian-flyfishing-grooming tips on-line journal published continually and irregularly since 2009
J. A. Cloozoe - Editor-in-Chief
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J. A. Cloozoe - Editor-in-Chief
Drake - Executive Editor, Sergeant-at-arms
Black Hills Bill - Poetry Editor; Sage; Crank; Director, Outreach to Mormons Program (Emeritus); Resident Expert on Snow
Cwfly - Legal Affairs; Historical Oddities; Squid
Ted Golden - Economics; Antiquities; Stewart Granger Fly Rods
DeFazio - Host: Dear DeFazio - Answers to your intimate questions on love, life and grooming
Amazing Woody - Jack Pines; Close Quarter Fishing
Melvin Pittsnogle - Country Living; Pathos
Tina Brown - We really have nothing for her to do, but we felt sorry for her so we put her on the masthead
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I'll have a go
ReplyDelete1. My Grade 12 English teacher Mr. Ausgezeichnet
2. Madonna
3. That presumptuous sales clerk at "Moores The Suit People" at the mall.
4.My Boss
5. A former Citibank futures trader guy that lives behind the dumpster at my local Tim Hortons (Warning - specific Candadian cultural reference)
6. The Man from Glad on Grecian Formula (possible specific Canadian cultural reference)
7. Me
8. Cloozoe in 2020
Unlimited Boysenberry topping please
Bill Charles (on sabbatical from Clarks)
Congratulations, Bill! While you only got one right (#2) that's still good enough to qualify for the consolation prize: a free(!)two year subscription to Cloozoe's International House of Pancakes.
ReplyDeleteMerci!!
ReplyDeleteMon Aeroglisseur est plein des anguilles!!
Anguilles...délicieux! Bon appetit!!
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