Socialism - An unalloyedly evil system of government utilizing progressive taxation as proposed by Adam Smith in the eighteenth century wherein the highest marginal tax rates for the top 1 % of earners are ever so slightly higher than they were under George W. Bush but significantly lower than they were under George H. W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon and Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Racist - Any non-white person.
Meritocracy - A system wherein the son accrues social and economic benefits and opportunities in direct proportion to the merits and achievements of the father.
Treason - Any disagreement with or questioning of the policies of a Republican administration.
Patriotism - Any disagreement with or questioning of the policies of a Democratic administration.
Democrat Party - The Democratic Party. See: Socialism
Tyranny - Any proposed legislation limiting in even the slightest way the private ownership of automatic weapons, mortars, anti-tank guns, Teflon jacketed bullets, etc.
Freedom - My God-given right to dictate your behavior and religious practices according to my fundamentalist Christian beliefs.
Wealth Distribution, Equitable - An elusive but approaching Republican goal wherein the top 1% of the population (see: The worthy; The elect) owns/controls 99% of the wealth and the bottom 99% (see: Losers) owns/controls 1%. For an example of Equitable Wealth Distribution as it exists in the current world, see: Haiti
Global Warming - A myth promulgated by socialists in order to limit the ability of the righteous to make money.
It was with pleasure that I viewed the recently posted photo alleging to show the C.I. standing in water waving a stick. As with all other known depictions of this master of disguise and subterfuge it is impossible to confirm the identity of the individual in the photograph and we must therefore rely on the veracity of the honorable CWFly regarding contents.
ReplyDeleteKen, I stand behind the photograph as well as, one can obviously tell, the subject of the photograph. It is indeed Himself - and his identity remains as obscure as it should be.
ReplyDeleteAs it was yourself, in person, whom also stood behind the camera I stand behind your account and have got your back on this and any other subject upon which you may be challenged. I believe what you believe that you believe. There are more current photographs extant of the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker than of the elusive CI.
ReplyDeleteIt's also easier to get an Ivory-Billed Woodpecker to answer your emails.
ReplyDeleteAhhh! Good to see all my hard work at the Wm. "Streamer" Abrams Institute for Timely Correspondence has been noticed. Next up on my never ending journey of self-improvement: graduate level studies at the Joe Louis School of Money Management.
ReplyDeleteCloozoe, Thank God for your post. I had nearly forgotten forever that Streamer has a rod of mine.
ReplyDeleteThese days one needn't attend the Joe Louis School of Money Management.
ReplyDeleteHere's another definition for your glossary: "Liquidity" - When you take a look at your retirement account and wet your pants.
Do you have a definitation for libaterian?
ReplyDeleteAaron
Hmmm. Libaterian. One who excessively indulges in libations? A person born in October? A flamboyantly schlocky piano player with a candelabra?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who eats burning brassieres?
ReplyDeleteI sure would like to see a picture of Michael Jackson's body with the C.I.'s face on it.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Charlie's Angel with The C.I.'s head
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